Published on January 22nd, 2013 | by Sergen0
Taylor Swift On the Prowl
Tay Tay. T-Swizzle. Swifty. T-Swift. Whatever you want to call her, Taylor Swift annoys me. I mean, props to her for all of her success and chart-topping hits at such a young age, but can we pause for a moment and take a quick look at the root of all this success? Boys. Lots and lots of boys. At her age of 23, this chick has dated 12 guys in the past four years. Pump the brakes, ma! I know they say YOLO and all, but you don’t need to take it so literally and try to date every single guy you come across.
Check out Taylor’s past
victims boyfriends below:
Lots of teardrops on her guitar, for sure! And she’s supposed to be considered a “role model” for younger girls? Riiiiight.
Again, congrats to Taylor for much musical success, but I think during her next award acceptance speech (which she’ll appear to be so shocked to be receiving), she should first and foremost thank her most recent ex-lover.
Tay Tay is also rumored to be back in the studio working on new material. Shocking. Alright, I’m done! What are your thoughts?